BARRY'S APHORISMS AND, OSTENSIBLY, PITHY THOUGHTS

After 86 years (01/18/1938) it seems to me that there are three important concerns in life:

            Your roof, your tires and your health.

 An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.

Measure twice, cut once.

Never assume anything. It makes as ASS of U and ME.

Before you leave the house, make sure you can get back in.

Nothing happens unless one person decides it should. A camel is  a horse made by a committee.

The Fifth Commandment is the most important: 

       The Fifth Commandment, as stated in Exodus 20:12, is "Honor your father and your mother, that your days may be long upon the land which the LORD your God is giving you". This commandment emphasizes the importance of respect, obedience, and care for one's parents. It's also understood as a foundation for healthy family relationships and a reflection of respect for authority in general.

If you want live like a Republican, vote Democratic.