AS PUBLISHED:
PLEA DEAL
Besieged by myriad legal charges Mr. Donald J. Trump, and his legal team must be overwhelmed. How to defend the onslaught of criminal accusations? Could there be one "cures all" solution to this judicial quagmire? Of course. Just plead insanity. The evidence and the scientific support are irrefutable. At least 150 million fellow Amerian citizens would concur, and it is only position for which his defense team could win support from them. And Mr. Trump could be required to stay at Mar-A-Lago until a team of mental health professionals determines it would be safe for society for him to leave; don't hold your breath, though.
AS SUBMITTED:
TRUMP’S BEST OPTION
Besieged by myriad legal charges Mr. Donald J. Trump, citizen of the United States Of America, and his legal team must be overwhelmed. How to defend the onslaught of accusations of crimes? Could there be one "cures all" solution to this judicial quagmire? You heard it here first:
Plead insanity. The evidence and the scientific support are irrefutable. At least 150 million fellow U.S. citizens would concur. It would be the only position for which his defense team could win support from many. And Mr. Trump could be required to stay at Mar-A-LaLa until a team of mental health professionals determines it would be safe for society for him to leave; don't hold your breath. So, from one who has absolutely no legal training, unless you count a year of business law, but does have mental health credentials, plead insanity Mr. Trump, and save the legal expense, for which you have no budget line anyway.
